Katie: Female. 22. Born and raised in Vegas. Smoker. Drinker. Procrastinator. Raging homo. Sarcastic asshole. College kid. Shy. Socially inept. I speak before I think 8 times out of 10, It's a problem. Harry Potter nerd. I'll never be to old to watch Disney movies. I can be charming at times. Video game player.
Take a chance and get to know me.
I don't own anything unless I state otherwise.
today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO
CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT
#sorry if we dont want our yogurt sounding like a std
ah, yes,i can hear the confusion between the words Hepatitis and go-gurt
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this