Through trials, comes strength.

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

moffats-army:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”

TUBE S 

BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO

CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT

#sorry if we dont want our yogurt sounding like a std

ah, yes,i can hear the confusion between the words Hepatitis and go-gurt 

(via dianna-fagron)

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

(via staybitter-imbetter)

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking

(via oh-youfancyhuh)

sexnoise:

Reasons to date me:

1. No one will try and steal me from you.

2. Sometimes I’m funny.

(via oh-youfancyhuh)

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

(via tryagain--failbetter)

snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

(via oh-youfancyhuh)

surejohn221b:

galehawthorne:

isn’t your first birthday technically your second

i am going to be up all night thinking about this

(via my-various-obsessions)